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Tales from the Stupidity Vortex

by GRUNK

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    Front cover art by Germán Bueno www.instagram.com/gala.osario
    GRUNK logo & art layout by Paul @ Revellation Graphic Design
    Collage art by Michael

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1.
There it is on the top Slightly yellow, full of slop. Nasty smell, lumpy filth. Lift the lid have a sniff. Radiator Jizz Starting to fizz Nice and warm Watch The flies swarm. I can't stop myself, I have to know. What's it like In My Mouth Radiator Jizz Starting to fizz Nice and warm Watch The flies swarm. A long slow poor (Love Spunk) I reach up as it falls (Love Jizz) Filling my mouth (Love Cum) Horrid and warm. Gagging and sore. Lumpy, with a hint of piss. I'm cumming, I'm cumming. I've cum.
2.
Face to face with Blasphemy Driven by the sound of the word She can't get the best of him Followed by the screams of his love Godolkin the Iconoclast Godolkin the Iconoclast Godolkin the Iconoclast He loves her She loves him not Face to face with destiny Driven by the sound of the word The sky is grey Cracked and torn its all gonna fall apart Godolkin the Iconoclast Godolkin the Iconoclast Godolkin the Iconoclast He loves her She loves him not Vampires Need her True love No shit Driven by the sound of the word Godolkin the Iconoclast In love with a vampire Never going to fucking last Godolkin the Iconoclast His future is in the past Godolkin the iconoblast He is going to Find you
3.
Iron Coffin 01:08
Slab side nasty No way to STOP Unpredictable and harsh carry ON We are going to ONE PLACE Self pity nobody cares Slab side nasty nowhere to go Iron Coffin is your doom Iron coffin opens Nothing inside Faster than life Faster than death
4.
Oh my god, Terry, what have you done now? You useless piece of shit Fuck you, Terry, it's all your fault! Fuck you, Terry, it's all your fault Fuck you, Terry, it's all your fault! Fuck you, Terry, fuck you, Terry Oh my god, Terry, you have really fucked it this time mate, No one fucking likes you anyway Fuck you, Terry, it's all your fault! Fuck you, Terry, it's all your fault Fuck you, Terry, it's all your fault! Fuck you, Terry, fuck you, Terry You fucking cunt
5.
I can't believe That the richest people in the world Are fighting about going to space While we are left here to suffer I can't believe That our politicians were having parties while we were locked inside So Why can you? I am the Messiah I am the chosen one I know the way I am he! Stongtrembler! Stongtrembler! Stongtremble! You will all follow You will all kneel You will all suffer You will all know Stongtrembler! Stongtrembler! Stongtremble! Stongtrembler 666 SUFFER Don't trust your leaders
6.
Dear Sir Or Madam Scratch that To whom it may concern At the council My name is Terry I'm the one that came in last week You gave me a fine for parking on the street I'm gonna take a shit down your chimney I'm wanted for a Choke Hold Murder Spree And You will See me Again
7.
Plastic bag or port-a-loo, there's something I've got to do Sweat is dripping down my chin, walking fast to hold it in. I can't hold it (My name will be) I can't hold it (Written in history) I can't hold it (So christen me now) As the man. About town. Debonair Beware! I arise, don't look down Take a bow Sir Kennington Brown Empty bin or in my shoe Anything will fucking do Up the stairs and down the street Arsehole burning with the heat Children's laughter all around Drowned out by disgusting sounds Slam the door and push on through All aboard on platform 2!
8.
Couldn't see what was happening Blinded to the metamorphosis Mental state of feeding frenzy Too far gone to live again I can't take this New Genesis Keep on walking, time is broken You are not compatible - with human life Flowers bloom, the dirt consumes You are not compatible - with human life, you're dead Adapt to survive the carnage Cracked mirror held up the the light Inverted world turned you inside out Life will never be the same Keep on walking, time is broken You are not compatible - with human life Flowers bloom, the dirt consumes You are not compatible - with human life, you're dead
9.
Urgleburgle 00:56
Bueno, vamos a llevarnos bien, porque si no van a haber hondonadas de hostias aqu, eh Va, va, va, va, va, va ¡Orgulloso da! ¡Vurtu ¡Nadie no! ¡Vurtu ¡Con la polica! ¡Vurtu ¡Close al Dios ¡Va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va ¡Va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va, va Profesional, de verdad Muy profesional
10.
Luchasaurus, king of the jungle He has the teeth of a carnivore, but really, he's just an angry herbivore Seven foot tall, built like a dinosaur Seven foot tall, built like a dinosaur Seven foot tall, built like a dinosaur He is Luchasaurus He will Chokeslam You He will End your life He has The extinction event He is Luchasaurus Lucha lucha 65 million years Master of law Dinosaur He will Chokeslam You He will End your life He has Jungle Boy He is Luchasaurus Lucha Lucha Lucha lucha Luchasaurus Lucha lucha Luchasaurus Luchasaurus ROAR
11.
Eleven Dimensional hyperspace Thousands of stars, pulse Scarlet sun falling silent. Abstraction tricks open eyes. Falling backwards through space, accelerate through time The genesis machine explodes And burns my fucking eyebrows off Confusion burning away, leaves. The solid rock of understanding. Is this the nature of things? In the double singularity, everybody dies. Double Singularity everybody dies Double Singularity everybody dies Double Singularity everybody dies Double Singularity everybody dies Double Singularity everybody dies
12.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oooogh urgh agh. Oohh etc etc It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Amphetamine Sulphate Amphetamine Sulphate Amphetamines!

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New album. This album is FASTER. HEAVIER. DIRTIER.
And the first to feature dual vocal attack and bass thunder.

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released November 3, 2023

GRUNK are:
Michael 'Guitars' Rogers
Ollie 'Vocals' Pawsey
Paul 'Drums' Revell
Ramón 'More vocals' Azábal
Mike 'Bass' Webb

Knob twiddling: Geordie Mike @ Complete Sound, Leamington
Front cover art by Germán Bueno www.instagram.com/gala.osario
GRUNK logo & art layout by Paul @ Revellation Graphic Design
Back cover collage art by Michael

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GRUNK Rugby, UK

From the wastelands of Rugby Town, GRUNK limp out of the mud to reveal NecroPunk with generous servings of grindcore and nihilistic despair. With no regard for personal safety, rhythm, musical ability, or melody.
If you listen to this band you will become either desolate or euphoric.
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